9 Dentistry Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Smile

There’s a popular misconception that dentistry has to be serious. Not true. After all, your dentist is there to help you achieve and maintain a healthy, happy smile! With this in mind, keep reading to learn a few jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your and your dentist’s faces.

3 Dentistry Jokes for Kids

If you’re a bit nervous about your upcoming visit or want to break the ice by telling your dentist a fun joke, then these are perfect:

Whose job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.

What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

3 Dentistry Jokes for Teens

If the previous jokes were a bit too young for you, don’t worry – there are plenty of other jokes you can use, including:

What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.

What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.

3 Punny Jokes for Everyone

If you love a good pun (who doesn’t?) then these are perfect for you:

I have to have a root canal done. Just the thought of it is unnerving.

My dentist has a TV in the exam room. I go there for Netflix and drill.

The lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

Did any of these put a smile on your face? Then don’t hesitate to share it with your dentist at your next checkup and cleaning. After all, what better way to start your appointment than with a smile?

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